they'll stone you

everyone, meet my wonderful friend roger

he's like jesus christ





tonight is the roast of jason brain at soapbox, if you read this tonight and you live in by encino, you should totally go. the corner of ventura and woodley, poerty music and comedy, what else do you need? food? we have that too!
also, there are no words to describe how much i love him,

do my a favor and watch pee-wee's big adventure whenever you get the chance


genious of the month, part one

duckies on your ears plugs??? i need these!!



lego utensils??


mix tape USB flash drive


pickle band-aids!!


toast band-aids!!!












part two, coming soon!

the bucket

today i woke up to the craziest dream about alien attacks, no worries i guess, since 2pac was by my side reassuring me that everything was going to be ok...
made breakfast
vaporizer..................
then watched a documentary on Léon Theremin, the inventor of the Theremin, godfather of electro music.


now im at the library and i just saw a lady hit her kid. he kinda looks like Cameron Bright..... creepy

(without hesitation)

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goddamn i love this movie.

i think im pregnant

im sitting here at the roost with red lipstick and a mustache on my face. i love that my hair looks like i spent time on it, when in all actuality... the opposite has happened.

i love erin baird. i love sexy man #3. i love spoon and mary, i also love crystal and mallory.... monty? i love him too. jason roger and sean are also loved by the woman with blue tinted red lip gloss, if that makes sense to you, then i love you too.

i want to look like a tiger

blue cheers

my bones hurt

dropped balls

today is my fathers birthday.
happy birthday fajjjaaarrrrr!





i never get the case of the monday's

ladies and gentleman

the president of the united states


cheers!