Laughing at god

Soooo good :)

young folks

When I was in 3rd grade I had a friend named Susan that discovered she had a bunch of small frogs living in her back yard, so she began selling them in those little paper water cups for a dollar each during recess and lunch. I bought one, named him Legs and hid him in my messy desk, I remember taking him out every other minute and peeking in to see him breathe. It's pretty funny now that I think about it, how a bunch of little 3rd graders had frogs that the teacher didn't know about.
Legs was the best frog ever, he was so green and he could jump extremely high. My mother gave me a brand new Tupperware container that she poked breathing holes in so he could have a home, but she also made me keep him in the garage (I can't blame her, she grew up in Mexico where all animals were to be kept outside).
My neighbor asked me if she could baby-sit him so I told her to feed him lady bugs. One Sunday morning while her father was mowing the lawn she let Legs out and we never saw him again.......

Miniopterus Aelleni

Is the name of a new species of bat!
Switzerland has announced the discovery of a bat species new to science on the Comoros Island arichpelago off the south-east coast of Africa. The bat weights only 5 grams (0.17 ounces).
That's so flippin awesome.

I just ate the most delicious slice of watermelon. YUMM.
Tonight will be very relaxing. I got Crazy Love, a documentary on Burt and Linda Pugach, and Jamal is dancing like it's his birthday.... maybe it is, I wish they told you that kind of stuff when you buy pets. You need the details you know? I mean, this is your baby from that moment forward. They should at least give you a birthday or place of birth. geez.

Oh yes, this morning I was reading about this tiny jellyfish, he is so buff.

His name is Irukandi and one sting from him will kill yo ass.
(But don't worry, only the Australian's have to worry about them.)

michael

I won't even be mad at TMZ for this horrible rumor, but please let it be just that, a rumor.

familia

I can't wait for youuu :)

STOP EATING FISH

I never understood Pescaterians (vegetarians that only eat fish).

Fish populations are collapsing worldwide and scientists are sounding warnings that ocean ecosystems—as edible resources—have only decades left.
Don't be a dick, stop that shit.

mixed signals

Tiong Hiew King, founder and chairman of the Rimbunan Hijau Group, a Malaysian logging firm notorious for large-scale destruction of rainforests, has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth (yesterday!!), a move which environmentalists say directly conflicts with her son's campaign to save global rainforests. Prince Charles established the Prince’s Rainforests Project in 2007 and has become increasingly vocal in his calls to conserve forests.

Whhaaaat a dumb broad.