kids& news years

i, my friend, am in a funk.

tonight a few friends are coming over and we're bringing in the new year with the green gentleman and some guitar hero. sounds pretty perfect to me. im definantly not in the mood to party hard, maybe next year.
so im at the library and there are a bunch of kids everywhere, and they make me really happy. kids are so awesome, and they have no clue! i love them because they are so clueless most of the time, so everything is fascinating and terrifying. but sadly, for about half of them, they are at the peak of their imagination. i totally see why Micheal Jackson had that ranch, it seriously sounds like the fucking coolest best idea ever. i want one. imagine waking up to six flags in your back yard! how does that NOT sound incredible?

i remember this commercial from when i was little, of this girl sitting on her bed listening to n'sync, then the camera zooms out and its actually the band at the end of her bed singing for her. i wish i could wake up to Paul Simon singing me songs and making me waffles.



happy new year to everyone that takes some time out their day to read my blog.
its getting light outside, but jazzmin wants to dance.
adios!

seinnub

today is the day i finally realized that all my friends were right, you just arent good enough for me anymore. dont get me wrong, the times we had were amazing,
you were once so beautiful, but now... you hurt me more then you help, and i know you dont mean to, but i guess its just the turn life takes sometimes.
ill never forget you. ever.




goodbye

close to me

my brain just hasnt been functioning correctly. i think new years eve will be the last time i hang out with the green gentleman, at least until april 20th. i forgot how much i enjoyed remembering shit.
two nights ago dana took me to a musical road. you only hear the music when you drive over it. there are only 3 in the world apperantly. it was really freakin cool. i wish every street everywhere was like that. or at least every street in northridge.
christmas is tomorrow. december went by really fast, but i am excited for the new year!

ive been feeling crazy anxious lately. to the point where i cant hang out with too many people. im surprised i havent freaked out at work yet, but everytime a customer puts their hands in their pocket or purse to get something, i feel like they are going to pull out a gun and shoot me. when i walk to work i think im going to get stabbed. what the hell is that about? whatever it is, i hope it stops. soon.
im going to see if the fresh prince is on.
i dont ever know how to end these, so i will end it like this;

high as the saturn lights

im sitting here watching kungfu panda with my father and little brother. it is cold, the heater is on, and there is snow in the front yard. it finally feels like christmas. im on a 2 1/2 day vacation from everyone i know.




but i cant wait to get home to them.

welcome back

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take the reins

did i fail to mention that last week kelli and i drove to central cali to pick up some engine for her boss? well it was a lot of fun. i passed through the raisin capital of the world! THE WORLD GUYS! haha. fuck, i never realized how much i like being a car! i didnt want it to end, and now i really want to go to san fransisco, mal is coming home from there today. she got stuck because the weather has been so nuts over here! its been so cold, i left my house today and i had to walk back to get a bigger sweater. and now i think that it is raining! i love the rain so the walk home will be a good one. ....
oh! also, i found a short cut to the library from my home. but i still took the long way. who knows why.

i cant wait for new years eve, and i cant wait for 2009!

since you been gone

hey paul, lets have a ball
buuuusy girl.
friday night, katrina, moni, devyn, monty, and i went to see the cure. they over booked (of course) so when the line got to me, monty, and devyn, the security guard said "two more" (of course). so monty and devyn decided to let me go in and they stayed outside. yes, gentlemen indeed. so because of that, the lady behind us got to go in too.
saturday ray played a battle of the bands, and won (of course) ha, no but really, they were really great. talented people.
i have been hanging out with hannah everyday since thursday. so needless to say, ive been having a lot of fun. last night it rained so we all stayed in, wrapped in blankets and played some games. then i helped stephanie study for her mid term, and because of that i now have some knowledge of child development. ha.
i woke up about an hour ago, tonight we're going to see the cure and get some waffles after, sounds like a perfect night to me.

don't stop

cool, that sounds cool

im in love with a stripper

battlescars

im at the library and some man is staring at me from across the little table area, maybe hes a creep. or maybe he is an FBI agent that has been searching for someone that looks just like me, but hes confused us, and now he just waiting for me to do something suspicious. who knows, maybe he is a homeless man that has decided to come to the library for some alone time. maybe he used to be some genius that everyone thought was crazy, so now he wakes up early, packs a lunch, and walks to the library to continue his research, his life goal of proving god, away from the world that once shunned him. or maybe he rides his bicycle. who knows.


steve mcqueen's mug shot is my 2nd favorite

sorry, jane fonda is still number one.

tonight is soapbox.
if you want to perform, sign ups are at 7, show starts at 7:30.
corner of woodley and ventura.

buldge

last night erin mal and i went to o'briens pub to watch luis perform, it was a lot of fun. with the way i spend money, keeping a tab open is just not a good idea.
luis had a heart shaped burger, its was nuts.
i also came across boners.com, you should check it out, its crazy man.

semi-pro

i wish i could read minds. when i look at people i feel like i can see every thought going through their head. blue balls (haha) of energy going really fast through their brain.if it makes sense, its what i see. i sit there and stare at people, then smile when their facial expressions change because i know their brain is talking to them. i wish i knew what it was saying!
people tell me im weird all the time because of the things a say or think. whats so weird about imagination? i think you are weird. how about that? you know, maybe i like being weird. its better then being normal and boring.... i dont know... who really does anyway?
i just finished watching the new x-files movie. do you ever watch a movies that make you want to do the same things you just saw? i always want to play football after i watch remember the titans.

this just in:
Luis Narino performing acoustic
8:30 PM
O’Brien’s Pub
2941 Main St
Santa Monica, California 90405

you cant see electrons without machines

i wish i had her brain


kimya, youre a genious

sweet friggin' daisies

i never know how to start my blogs, so this is how this one will start. last thursday was the roasting of jason at soapbox, it was so much fun! so many people showed up, i had a blast. after soapbox we went to the roost (as usual) and partied on. i love the roost, it was so nice to be able to stay and hang out with my friends, i love them so much and it feels like we havent seen each other in a while! thursday night was insane, it ended with monty ray and i passing out in the living room while cloverfield played in surround sound. i woke up quite early on friday, only to walk to erins room to pass out once more. i finally really woke up around 10 or 11? mal and i got ready, picked up some tea and went visit erin at work, then went out to breakfast. let me tell you, nothing has ever tasted so good. why is breakfast so amazing the morning after a big blur? who knows... who cares, it was yummy. i went to work friday night then home. i have been falling asleep to pee-wee's big advanture for the past week. saturday i woke up and decided to clean my living space, so i put on pink floyd and did just that. saturday night kelli picked me up from work and headed to the green gentleman's house. he is great. went back to my place, got ready then katrina kelli and i went to hang out with some friends. it was a really fun night, until i got grumpy because i needed to sleep, ha!
this morning i woke up at 7 from my father's phone call, he came to pick me up so i could spend some time with him, my mother and little brother. i have to work thanksgiving (bummer!) so i wont be able to come out here for that, (on the bright side, i will be having dinner with katrina and her family, which i love so it will be fun). my father took me to see their new house, and we decided to paint 3 of the rooms because the walls were ugly. ha! then we came here (their current house) and i have been hanging out with leo all day. my mother and father had a surprise for me, a laptop! so i was really happy about that, now i can blog on the go! i feel like a college kid that comes home and does laundry when i come over, except im not in college.
my mother handed me a package that came for me a couple months ago, and to my wonderful surprise it was a hand full of necklaces that danni made for me! bottle tops with my monsters, im so excited to see what everyone thinks! these are plain on a ball chain, unlike the ones on her site (pinupsodapopjewelry.com/jazzgutier) buy buy buy!
so i decided that i really need a usb memory stick, help me pick one!




what do you think?

to kill a mocking bird

i love you zooey

they'll stone you

everyone, meet my wonderful friend roger

he's like jesus christ





tonight is the roast of jason brain at soapbox, if you read this tonight and you live in by encino, you should totally go. the corner of ventura and woodley, poerty music and comedy, what else do you need? food? we have that too!
also, there are no words to describe how much i love him,

do my a favor and watch pee-wee's big adventure whenever you get the chance


genious of the month, part one

duckies on your ears plugs??? i need these!!



lego utensils??


mix tape USB flash drive


pickle band-aids!!


toast band-aids!!!












part two, coming soon!

the bucket

today i woke up to the craziest dream about alien attacks, no worries i guess, since 2pac was by my side reassuring me that everything was going to be ok...
made breakfast
vaporizer..................
then watched a documentary on Léon Theremin, the inventor of the Theremin, godfather of electro music.


now im at the library and i just saw a lady hit her kid. he kinda looks like Cameron Bright..... creepy

(without hesitation)

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goddamn i love this movie.

i think im pregnant

im sitting here at the roost with red lipstick and a mustache on my face. i love that my hair looks like i spent time on it, when in all actuality... the opposite has happened.

i love erin baird. i love sexy man #3. i love spoon and mary, i also love crystal and mallory.... monty? i love him too. jason roger and sean are also loved by the woman with blue tinted red lip gloss, if that makes sense to you, then i love you too.

i want to look like a tiger

blue cheers

my bones hurt

dropped balls

today is my fathers birthday.
happy birthday fajjjaaarrrrr!





i never get the case of the monday's

ladies and gentleman

the president of the united states


cheers!

this is my reason

i just want people to hold on to my memory forever. Not my body. To tell a story of something we did and be happy, not mad that I am gone. It should always be like this. Dead or alive. I stop talking to people for my reason. They need to learn how to accept things and see them for the better. Life is fine, you are fine. If there is one person I believe more then anyone, its Bob Marley. Listen to him and know in your heart that every little thing is going to be alright. If you don't want to listen to me, listen to him.






With all that said, if anyone is in debt, please do not kill yourself. There is no such things as problems, only solutions.

x-ray vision miss colin?

gravity wont get you high

dana will

vegas baby

21's are coming up, i was bummed about getting older, but now im pretty stoked, because celebrating them is going to be fantastic!
one last time to be a kid party for dana's and a nice dinner and bar for mine!

now i cant wait for the 22nd's!!
shrooms at a cabin in the woods, and shrooms in vegas!

23's???
maybe we'll be on the east coast by then.
little wine maybe, little ganja, little mushi mushi, in central park, anyone, anyone??
drive up to maine....

i love life, i cant wait to see what it looks like 6 months from now!
i cant wait to see what it looks like tomorrow!

genious october 08

my list of the most genious things of this month.


buttered toast wallet, whaaaat??


giant earplug speakers!


cardboard fireplace




nintendo mints, hell yea








Gregory ipod cozy


coin purse!



@_@~~

theres always money in the banana stand

dagga

Lets go to South Africa.


fuck man, it feels like i get it. like its right in my hand. but i cant close it. the green gentleman cant walk me through this, because he cant grasp it either, and ill survive better on my own anyway, no offense mr green.


we have to understand ourselves before we try to understand anything close to this.








i high fived for imagination today.
i cried while laughing, for the first time ever.
i feel it all............... or do i?
shit.

oh how devine

i take back whatever i said about panic at the disco. they are great live.


celphone pictures suck

meet my neighbor




this is consuming my life

bob loblaw

my obsessions of this week.

you don't know me

fucking beautiful


i want a bone through my nose
but where can i buy one???