mrs. green, im falling back on you.

i am the avalanche!
its going to be such a good show, come say hi and sing along to my favorite song, mrs green! and offer vinnie weed. he might say yes!

chat rooms.

seriously.

meet jamal.

you know how there are ladies who are obbsessed with thier cats? well im like that with jamal.

i saw the bright shinies.

If you're lucky enough to be different from everybody else, don't change.
-taylor swift.

dark knight.

i need green hair again.

mighty b.

Friday night was spent at pizza hut watching the Lakers game. Lakers won, duh. it was fun. Friday night was also spent hardcore dancing with martin in the middle of the street and watching 27 dresses with Michelle. it was a really good night, I'm happy something happened.
on Saturday Hans and i went to Ethans first birthday. i got to see some friends i haven't seen in a while and i ate too much pizza.

Megan is in California, and shes stopping by to see me before she goes home... and im so excited! i haven't seen her in some years, and it sucks when you go so long without seeing one of your bestest friends. Dana is also coming over! so I'm super excited. this is one of nicest weekends I've had in a while.

put the lime in the coconut.

go if you know whats good.
i wont be able to make it, but Tyga is tight as fuck. hes a good performer, i got to catch one of his shows last year.
so go have a good time, and give him a high five for me or something.

money can't buy you this.

stevie ryan is going to be the "next big thing", she better be.

coin opperated boy.

"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
-lil wayne.


also, i miss when amy winehouse looked like this:


look at her now:



and check out this amazing picture of marc jacobs!

on the cover of interview magazine (andy warhols magazine, looking like warhol) this is so brilliant, i need a copy when it comes out!

i kissed a girl and i liked it.

& so i was thinking about how we are all just tied together by sex & alcohol & our illusions of a good time. just lonesome spirits drifting around our material things, exalting our excuses & clutching our decoys. our exagerated exchanges hold no more substance than our hollow hearts, so eventually there is no distinction between cruel words & flattery. we think we are binding ourselves together, but instead we are just slipping past eachother. & our friendships hardly last longer than our drunken memories of last night. we are comforted by the rhythms of our stagnant cycle. so afraid to progress; we are terrified of the future. oh, it's so hard to be hopeful when we all have the same unhappy history.

settle down jazz.

tonights blog will be about things i like.
lets get started.

we're not worthy! we're not worthy!

(best scene in waynes world!)

dwight schrute!

i cant believe phillis caught him and angela having sex!!!!

katty perry & $5 hot n' ready pizza!

listen to her! shes so great. and if anyone knows her personally, please let her know that i want to hang out.

salsa and chips!

its official. im obsessed. its the only thing ive been eating for the past 3 days. is it bad for my health? who cares! i want mooore!!!