Laughing at god

Soooo good :)

young folks

When I was in 3rd grade I had a friend named Susan that discovered she had a bunch of small frogs living in her back yard, so she began selling them in those little paper water cups for a dollar each during recess and lunch. I bought one, named him Legs and hid him in my messy desk, I remember taking him out every other minute and peeking in to see him breathe. It's pretty funny now that I think about it, how a bunch of little 3rd graders had frogs that the teacher didn't know about.
Legs was the best frog ever, he was so green and he could jump extremely high. My mother gave me a brand new Tupperware container that she poked breathing holes in so he could have a home, but she also made me keep him in the garage (I can't blame her, she grew up in Mexico where all animals were to be kept outside).
My neighbor asked me if she could baby-sit him so I told her to feed him lady bugs. One Sunday morning while her father was mowing the lawn she let Legs out and we never saw him again.......

Miniopterus Aelleni

Is the name of a new species of bat!
Switzerland has announced the discovery of a bat species new to science on the Comoros Island arichpelago off the south-east coast of Africa. The bat weights only 5 grams (0.17 ounces).
That's so flippin awesome.

I just ate the most delicious slice of watermelon. YUMM.
Tonight will be very relaxing. I got Crazy Love, a documentary on Burt and Linda Pugach, and Jamal is dancing like it's his birthday.... maybe it is, I wish they told you that kind of stuff when you buy pets. You need the details you know? I mean, this is your baby from that moment forward. They should at least give you a birthday or place of birth. geez.

Oh yes, this morning I was reading about this tiny jellyfish, he is so buff.

His name is Irukandi and one sting from him will kill yo ass.
(But don't worry, only the Australian's have to worry about them.)

michael

I won't even be mad at TMZ for this horrible rumor, but please let it be just that, a rumor.

familia

I can't wait for youuu :)

STOP EATING FISH

I never understood Pescaterians (vegetarians that only eat fish).

Fish populations are collapsing worldwide and scientists are sounding warnings that ocean ecosystems—as edible resources—have only decades left.
Don't be a dick, stop that shit.

mixed signals

Tiong Hiew King, founder and chairman of the Rimbunan Hijau Group, a Malaysian logging firm notorious for large-scale destruction of rainforests, has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth (yesterday!!), a move which environmentalists say directly conflicts with her son's campaign to save global rainforests. Prince Charles established the Prince’s Rainforests Project in 2007 and has become increasingly vocal in his calls to conserve forests.

Whhaaaat a dumb broad.

power to the planet

So as of now I'm using my neighbors wifi, I wonder how long this will last...

Today I'm going out of town to visit my beefles, well that's the plan.
I wish I didn't have stage fright. Isn't one of the biggest fears, among the common folk, public speaking? I wish I were one of those people that could go in front of a big group of people and not be afraid. I suppose that my life goal should be to get over this. People don't believe me when I tell them because I'm not really shy and I'm always laughing.... pero quien sabe?

Yesterday I went to the grocery store and forgot the the things that actually made me get up and walk there, maybe I should keep making those lists I used to. There is nothing more that I love then making a good list, no matter the topic; groceries, music, planing my day... It always makes me feel like I'm doing something right. I also love pens and writing on paper, sometimes I just write random letters and numbers because I love writing. When I was younger and in school we used to have to get into groups and take notes, there always had to be someone in charge of reading, someone in charge of getting the answers, and someone that actually wrote it all down. I was always the writer, it's too bad that I can't get a job where I can write, everything is on computer now.

You know I don't get why people hate technology so much, look back at how humans used to live, we didn't have anything, and now we have artificial intelligence? Most of the people that talk crap couldn't last a week without their cellphone or their precious internet. Not everyone in the government is corrupt, have faith that we are doing the right thing. Yes, there is a lot of bad that we have witnessed like the horrible wars going on not only in the middle east but all around the world. This is us growing up. The world will not end soon. Mother earth is like a teenager right now, yea she's been here for a loooong time, but there are other galaxies that are billions of light years ahead of us (billions), and they are the ones that are billions of light years more intelligent then us.... do the math. We still have a long way to go, and if everyone starts respecting your mother earth and fellow brothers and sisters we will have a beautiful planet to show for billions of years from now. One thing is for sure though, religion needs to go. One can only dream.....

for the love of god

these are cup cakes

well holy moly